Dialogues are things with two people...

SO...because I have been lazy. And also because pater keeps making me plant things. I have been neglecting my duties to this site. Which is super bad. And I should be working on my GIANT project. But...I think I'll just put that off.

Instead! I saw this picture, and felt like it needed a story to accompany it:


Something like this:

SIWON: Heechul, I can't go get ice cream with you. I am trying to write the next great American novel. Do you see this typewriter? Clearly typewriters mean business.

HEECHUL: American novel? Why not Korean? Maybe if you tried writing it in Korean instead of English, this would all go a lot faster.

S: But what about my faux Americana? Do you not see the way we are dressed? Do you not see how my hair is slicked back just so? Do you not see this anachronistic typewriter? I mean, we are dressed like it is the 50s, but the typewriter's block-y design clearly screams 80s!

H: I think everyone is aware of your outfit, Siwon. Whatever happened to your shirt sleeves? They seem to be...no longer present.

S: Oh well...I had a bit of...writer's block. So to get my creative juices flowing, I decided to wrestle a shark.

H: A shark?! That still does not explain the shirt sleeves.

S: See...the shark never really wanted to wrestle in the first place. Apparently, I had interrupted his quilting session. He just ripped off my shirt sleeves and swam away. Said something about "matching his curtains."

H: I don't know why I spend time with you.

S: No, it totally makes sense, see-

H: I am leaving you for ice cream. [Exit]

S: But! [sadface]

AND SCENE.

[Source Image: TwELFs]

Siwon's face makes me lawl

What is that random "...yup." in Impact font doing there?  I don't know, but I feel like it is Siwon who should be captioned, not Hangeng.

...I have no idea where I found this one  <,<

All I can tell about this one is that Siwon is making ANGAR FACE, someone is naked with a blow-up ducky, and I think that is Heechul with the water gun.

... I luff this pictor soooo much.

Shupa Girl

I originally went through the Super Girl video to make a gif of Siwon and Henry being dudebros. But then I realized how AMAZING this video is in terms of facial expressions and other things, so this post is a bit longer than I had originally intended.

I mean look at this face:



HOW CAN YOU RESIST THIS FACE? It says Y HALO THAR is so many different languages.

And here is something I didn't ever see in all my previous viewings of this video:



I am pretty certain this is Ryeowook dudebro-ing.

I mean, EVERYONE, was dudebro-ing in this video! Not just Siwon and Henry! See exhibit B:



Kyuhyun is dudebro-ing SO HARD in this picture. Also, notice in the background, the random dude ALSO dudebro-ing. This dudebro picture might just surpass the other dudebro picture.

The only one who did dudebro, as far as I could see was Zhoumi. (Donghae dudebros this entire video. DONGHAE DUDEBROS ALL ZE TIME.) And Hangeng. Hangeng couldn't dudebro because he was too busy crying:



Or maybe Hangeng was crying because he couldn't dudebro...? Either way this is unacceptable. NO ONE MAKES HANGENG CRYYYYY. X^(

But anyways, here is the gif that started it all:



DUDEBROS 4EVA.

I also like to point out one last thing that I saw...

Coordination fail:



SIWOOOOOON.

IT IS TIME FOR

AWESOME COMMERCIALS

This is a post about Siwon

Making funny faces.

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE.  HIS EYEBROWS ARE LIKE \ /

I don't know what's happening in this picture, but I see Ryeowook in the back also making a funny face.

Sungmin cannot unsee.

This gif is super awesome.

1. PINK BOW
2. PONYTAIL
3. PRANCING

FACES: a compilation

Here are some screenshots I have taken of people's faces:

Here is Lee Junki. He is not/was never a member of Super Junior. But! He was in my favorite commercial evar that has Super Junior in it. And here is a funny face he made:



Siwon reciprocates:



Ryeowook is super excited to be shilling for Chinese Pepsi! 百事可乐！ONE HUNDRED STORIES COLA.



Also, this one time, Henry and Siwon decided to have a party. They made some faces.



Siwon and Heechul decided to have a party, too, but Ryeowook was having none of that:



PAHTAYY