DO NOT WANT

I posted this for Kyuhyun's face because it is like X-(

BACK TO DOING NOTHING AND NOT BEING WITH FAYE IN CALIFORNIA

In the interest of Hangeng

I bring thee posts of poor microphone placement....

AND NOW SOME CRAAAAACK

I am pretty sure Heechul did this himself... but really, would anyone else?

Dialogues are things with two people...

SO...because I have been lazy. And also because pater keeps making me plant things. I have been neglecting my duties to this site. Which is super bad. And I should be working on my GIANT project. But...I think I'll just put that off.

Instead! I saw this picture, and felt like it needed a story to accompany it:


Something like this:

SIWON: Heechul, I can't go get ice cream with you. I am trying to write the next great American novel. Do you see this typewriter? Clearly typewriters mean business.

HEECHUL: American novel? Why not Korean? Maybe if you tried writing it in Korean instead of English, this would all go a lot faster.

S: But what about my faux Americana? Do you not see the way we are dressed? Do you not see how my hair is slicked back just so? Do you not see this anachronistic typewriter? I mean, we are dressed like it is the 50s, but the typewriter's block-y design clearly screams 80s!

H: I think everyone is aware of your outfit, Siwon. Whatever happened to your shirt sleeves? They seem to be...no longer present.

S: Oh well...I had a bit of...writer's block. So to get my creative juices flowing, I decided to wrestle a shark.

H: A shark?! That still does not explain the shirt sleeves.

S: See...the shark never really wanted to wrestle in the first place. Apparently, I had interrupted his quilting session. He just ripped off my shirt sleeves and swam away. Said something about "matching his curtains."

H: I don't know why I spend time with you.

S: No, it totally makes sense, see-

H: I am leaving you for ice cream. [Exit]

S: But! [sadface]

AND SCENE.

[Source Image: TwELFs]

As I wait for Faye's new post,

I present a gif of Ryeowook being adorable on a radio show.

Also, YOUTUBE IS MAKING WAR ON OUR VIDEOS. They are dropping one by one from the earliest posts :(

Attack on the Pin-Up Boys, Part the First: Sparkles and Poo

So yaaaay. I gots the first part done!

I love how this movie begins with some serious epic turning on Sungmin's part. Like for seriously epic:


But before this little montage of Sungmin-ness, I caught something strange. There was this whole exposition bit on various Korean high school urban legends, one of which was about a girl who haunts a school. This girl, to be exact:


I was looking at it and I thought that it looked familiar. And then I realized. OH MY GAWD:


TELL ME THEY ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

So anyways, more Sungmin in Pink. Here is Sungmin yawning, but in gif form it just looks like he is chewing a rather large imaginary rice ball or something. Or being a fish.


And here is Sungmin in a pile o' candy:


And here is just a picture of Sungmin being sparkly:



So that is Sungmin. SUNGMIN. And now we move on to Hangeng. Hangeng's entrance also got introduced with an epic turn that I did not manage to catch as well because it happens too quickly. Pretty much all the time:


What is he doing right there? HE IS DOING THE NINJA. You think you see him? OH WAIT NO. Tricky bastard.

But look what I caught Hangeng doing!


HE IS DUDEBRO-ING.

And we leave with Hangeng's "Oh no! I have poo flying at my face!" face.



I couldn't capture any of Yesung's epic skipping/turning/being-a-rock star to my satisfaction. He was just moving too quickly! So I leave you with just Yesung's "Oh no! I have poo flying at my face!" face.

Preview to something much bigger...

I am currently working on a longterm project wherein I rewatch the entirety of Attack on the Pin-Up Boys to take screenshots and make gifs. I am almost done with Part 1. To tide things over until I am ready to upload that, I would like to present you with my favorite screencap so far:

While watching the Don't Don video...

I discovered something shocking.  The sheepdog part may be new, but THE LESBIAN PART IS OLD NEWS.

Hee hee, Ryeowook makes funny faces.

Version B?

LEETEUK PRZ TO PUT SHIRT ON NAO WE DO NOT NEED TO SEE.

But this is fine.  I am totally fine with this.

Clearly "Version B" is SM jargon for CONSTANT STATE OF UNPREPAREDNESS TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED.

Except for Sungmin.  Sungmin was totally ready for this.

Well, this is MY face.

And it does not approve of yours, Sungmin.

This is my face.