In the interest of Hangeng

I bring thee posts of poor microphone placement....

AND NOW SOME CRAAAAACK

I am pretty sure Heechul did this himself... but really, would anyone else?

Dialogues are things with two people...

SO...because I have been lazy. And also because pater keeps making me plant things. I have been neglecting my duties to this site. Which is super bad. And I should be working on my GIANT project. But...I think I'll just put that off.

Instead! I saw this picture, and felt like it needed a story to accompany it:


Something like this:

SIWON: Heechul, I can't go get ice cream with you. I am trying to write the next great American novel. Do you see this typewriter? Clearly typewriters mean business.

HEECHUL: American novel? Why not Korean? Maybe if you tried writing it in Korean instead of English, this would all go a lot faster.

S: But what about my faux Americana? Do you not see the way we are dressed? Do you not see how my hair is slicked back just so? Do you not see this anachronistic typewriter? I mean, we are dressed like it is the 50s, but the typewriter's block-y design clearly screams 80s!

H: I think everyone is aware of your outfit, Siwon. Whatever happened to your shirt sleeves? They seem to be...no longer present.

S: Oh well...I had a bit of...writer's block. So to get my creative juices flowing, I decided to wrestle a shark.

H: A shark?! That still does not explain the shirt sleeves.

S: See...the shark never really wanted to wrestle in the first place. Apparently, I had interrupted his quilting session. He just ripped off my shirt sleeves and swam away. Said something about "matching his curtains."

H: I don't know why I spend time with you.

S: No, it totally makes sense, see-

H: I am leaving you for ice cream. [Exit]

S: But! [sadface]

AND SCENE.

[Source Image: TwELFs]

As I wait for Faye's new post,

I present a gif of Ryeowook being adorable on a radio show.

Also, YOUTUBE IS MAKING WAR ON OUR VIDEOS. They are dropping one by one from the earliest posts :(

Attack on the Pin-Up Boys, Part the First: Sparkles and Poo

So yaaaay. I gots the first part done!

I love how this movie begins with some serious epic turning on Sungmin's part. Like for seriously epic:


But before this little montage of Sungmin-ness, I caught something strange. There was this whole exposition bit on various Korean high school urban legends, one of which was about a girl who haunts a school. This girl, to be exact:


I was looking at it and I thought that it looked familiar. And then I realized. OH MY GAWD:


TELL ME THEY ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

So anyways, more Sungmin in Pink. Here is Sungmin yawning, but in gif form it just looks like he is chewing a rather large imaginary rice ball or something. Or being a fish.


And here is Sungmin in a pile o' candy:


And here is just a picture of Sungmin being sparkly:



So that is Sungmin. SUNGMIN. And now we move on to Hangeng. Hangeng's entrance also got introduced with an epic turn that I did not manage to catch as well because it happens too quickly. Pretty much all the time:


What is he doing right there? HE IS DOING THE NINJA. You think you see him? OH WAIT NO. Tricky bastard.

But look what I caught Hangeng doing!


HE IS DUDEBRO-ING.

And we leave with Hangeng's "Oh no! I have poo flying at my face!" face.



I couldn't capture any of Yesung's epic skipping/turning/being-a-rock star to my satisfaction. He was just moving too quickly! So I leave you with just Yesung's "Oh no! I have poo flying at my face!" face.

Preview to something much bigger...

I am currently working on a longterm project wherein I rewatch the entirety of Attack on the Pin-Up Boys to take screenshots and make gifs. I am almost done with Part 1. To tide things over until I am ready to upload that, I would like to present you with my favorite screencap so far:

While watching the Don't Don video...

I discovered something shocking.  The sheepdog part may be new, but THE LESBIAN PART IS OLD NEWS.

Hee hee, Ryeowook makes funny faces.

Version B?

LEETEUK PRZ TO PUT SHIRT ON NAO WE DO NOT NEED TO SEE.

But this is fine.  I am totally fine with this.

Clearly "Version B" is SM jargon for CONSTANT STATE OF UNPREPAREDNESS TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED.

Except for Sungmin.  Sungmin was totally ready for this.

Well, this is MY face.

And it does not approve of yours, Sungmin.

This is my face.

This stylist...

...needs to have a talking to. I caught this at the beginning of one of the Boom Boom performances. WHAT IS GOING ON STYLIST?


Clear visors are not a good look for anyone.

If I could have a profile picture

this would be it.

BEDTIME.

Siwon's face makes me lawl

What is that random "...yup." in Impact font doing there?  I don't know, but I feel like it is Siwon who should be captioned, not Hangeng.

...I have no idea where I found this one  <,<

All I can tell about this one is that Siwon is making ANGAR FACE, someone is naked with a blow-up ducky, and I think that is Heechul with the water gun.

... I luff this pictor soooo much.

Shupa Girl

I originally went through the Super Girl video to make a gif of Siwon and Henry being dudebros. But then I realized how AMAZING this video is in terms of facial expressions and other things, so this post is a bit longer than I had originally intended.

I mean look at this face:



HOW CAN YOU RESIST THIS FACE? It says Y HALO THAR is so many different languages.

And here is something I didn't ever see in all my previous viewings of this video:



I am pretty certain this is Ryeowook dudebro-ing.

I mean, EVERYONE, was dudebro-ing in this video! Not just Siwon and Henry! See exhibit B:



Kyuhyun is dudebro-ing SO HARD in this picture. Also, notice in the background, the random dude ALSO dudebro-ing. This dudebro picture might just surpass the other dudebro picture.

The only one who did dudebro, as far as I could see was Zhoumi. (Donghae dudebros this entire video. DONGHAE DUDEBROS ALL ZE TIME.) And Hangeng. Hangeng couldn't dudebro because he was too busy crying:



Or maybe Hangeng was crying because he couldn't dudebro...? Either way this is unacceptable. NO ONE MAKES HANGENG CRYYYYY. X^(

But anyways, here is the gif that started it all:



DUDEBROS 4EVA.

I also like to point out one last thing that I saw...

Coordination fail:



SIWOOOOOON.

I have nothing funny to post, so...

I am defaulting to Yesung.

MONKEY DANCES

That is all.

Sungmin and his pink snake...

I think my favorite thing about making gifs is the opportunity to see unfortunate freeze frames:



But everything is okay when you have an adorable pink snake!

You know how I said...

...that I really like Sungmin in Pink?

Here is Sungmin in Pink talking about how he likes pink:


I love how serious he is. FIGHT THE MAN SUNGMIN.

Also this, because it's awesome:

MAGIC

Here is a gif of Donghae doing MAGIC:



Here is a freeze frame close up of one of those faces.


DO NOT WAAANT.

I am on a commercial kick

穿什么，就是什么！

FAVORITE COMMERCIAL EVAR

Re: IT IS TIME FOR

I FORGOT THIS ONE OH MY GAWD.



This CF is so full of Yesung failing. YESSSSSS.

IT IS TIME FOR

AWESOME COMMERCIALS

This is a post about Siwon

Making funny faces.

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE.  HIS EYEBROWS ARE LIKE \ /

I don't know what's happening in this picture, but I see Ryeowook in the back also making a funny face.